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Hey Audrey –

Rubber Soul. I still got Rubber Soul. So you didn’t get them all. I brought that one over to Michelle Swanson’s house to listen to Norwegian Wood while we made out in her hot tub. So you didn’t get them all, bitch.

And Wally deserved to know. He deserved to know what happened. He’s a good man, he spent most of his life taking care of those animals… Christ, Audrey, how do you burn down a petting zoo? I still remember hearing that llama… …make whatever noise llamas make. I’ll always remember that. We got most of them out, but that llama was messed up. And the bunny rabbits. They were cooped up in that cage with the wood and the straw, they were done for. But I thought I could get them out. You know how that ended up, I burned my hands so good I couldn’t use them for two months. But hey, two thumbs up, like you said, they’re all good now. Wish I could say the same for the bunny rabbits.

Do you ever think about what you’ve done? Do you ever think about that flaming path of destruction you’ve left? Do you think about what you did to Lucy? What you did to Ramon? I mean, hell, girl, if you see Ramon, don’t wait, run for your life. You ever think about that stuff? You think for yourself? Or does the medication think for you, and snuff it all out? I don’t know. I may have tampered with your medication, I may not have, you can pretend what you want to in that “home” of yours. 

But I’ll tell you one thing – you have them fooled there. I got a letter from the doctor saying you have – what did he say - “made great strides in acknowledging unhealthy obsessive behavior and past transgressions” but I’m looking through you and your bullshit. In my life I’ve never met a better actress. So, hat’s off to you, Audrey. You’ve got them fooled, and they say they’ll let you out in 25 days, but that’s still a long time for you to screw up, so we’ll see. But if you get sprung, I’ll be there, say the word, and I’ll be there in my purple Plymouth Cruiser. Runs pretty good - I jumped it in Birmingham - runs better than that Dodge you torched.

But if you want to room in with me, I’ve got a couch for you. But you’ll also be rooming with Lucy. She’s been there for the past 6 weeks. We’re sharing it. Everybody around here thinks we’re that nice young couple that’s moved up from Texas with the Asian baby. But you have some explaining to do to her. You need to let her know what happened. You need to write her a letter and come clean, and let her know – and let me know – how it all went down. She still wakes up in the middle of the night, saying she’s just seen Buster, just seen his face, and starts crying. So you better write her that letter, Audrey. If you don’t, you won’t see me. 

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